Anand Das

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“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33

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“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

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“I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.”
― Ronald Reagan

tags: growing-older, humor, napping, politics

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“With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me. ”
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

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