Lisa Springer

“She's your lobster. C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws". ...”
― Phoebe Buffay

“All i want is a dress with puffy sleaves”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

“Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a woman is one of the most difficult things a man has to do, and he never did it.”
― James Joyce

“The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.”
― William Shakespeare, King Henry VI, Part 2