Carla King

“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”
― Irina Dunn

“Women only nag when they feel unappreciated.”
― Louis de Bernières, Corelli’s Mandolin

“Build a house?" exclaimed John.

"For the Wendy," said Curly.

"For Wendy?" John said, aghast. "Why, she is only a girl!"

"That," explained Curly, "is why we are her servants.”
― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.”
― Neil Gaiman