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“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
― Jim Henson

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry