Cookie Michelle
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“A gentle tap on the shoulder is all it takes to send my stomach straight to the inner lip of my asshole, locked and loaded and ready to be shat in a fiery spray of nerve-induced diarrhea.”
― Accidental Attachment
― Accidental Attachment
“You will never convince someone who has already convinced themselves. And you damn sure can’t reason with them.”
― There Is No Devil
― There Is No Devil
“She looked me over from head to toe before turning her head to address Ross in the back seat. “So you guys do auditions, huh?” “I’m sorry?” “Every vampire I’ve met has either been super hot or cute as hell. So you do auditions, right? Like, ‘sorry, you’re too ugly, hard pass’ kind of auditions.”
― Adopt a Vampire
― Adopt a Vampire
“We, every being in existence, is a collection of good things and bad things. They are independent of each other and cannot be balanced against each other, though we as humans try. The good things do not always soften the bad, and the reverse is also true—the bad things do not invalidate the good things or make them unimportant.”
― Cookbooks and Demons
― Cookbooks and Demons
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