Midi Lein

“Fields squinted at her. "You look so familiar. Have I seen you in something?"
Charlie slid her gaze to Webster before asking, "I don't know. Do you watch a lot of porn?"
"Charlie!" Webster snapped, exasperated.
"What?" Charlie asked, her voice full of mock innocence.”
― Onley James, Endangered Species

“Sloane made way for none other than Sullivan Stoker to walk in, who immediately made a face when he saw the bloody mess. He stepped around the bits on the floor as best as he could to go check on Will. [...]
"Where is Marbles?" Stoker asked impatiently.
"Oh, he's here." Ollie glanced around the ceiling.
"And there. And over there—”
― K.L. Hiers, Our Shellfish Desires

“I'm great. Super great."
Neil wiped at his face. He'd been laughing so hard that he'd cried, and now he was shaking. "So, uh, is this the part where I die, pass out, or what?"
"Or put on different shoes," the dog whispered loudly.
"Hey, fuck you, zombie Clifford," Neil grumbled.
"They're Crocs, and they're comfortable."
"The holes must be where all your sense of shame drains out.”
― K.L. Hiers, Werewolves Hate Clogs

“[...] I am filled with humanity - so much of it - and yet it doesn't make me more human. I want to feel close to all of you. I don't want to be your god."
"That's good, but not really human of you." She chuckled. "Most of us want to play god for others."
"Do you?"
"No. Not at all. I saw what happened when I played The Sims . I'd be a shit god.”
― Kathryn Ann Kingsley, The Ringmaster