Michelle

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”
― Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes