Maewchan

“Did you just insult the princess’s weight?’ Tyn asked, aghast. Storms! She was good. She actually managed to produce angerspren with the remark. Well, nothing to do but soldier on. ‘I am offend!’ Shallan yelled. ‘You have offended Her Highness again!’ ‘Very offend!’ ‘You’d better apologize.’ ‘No apologize!’ Shallan declared. ‘Boots!’ Kal leaned back, looking between the two of them, trying to parse what had just been said. ‘Boots?’ he asked. ‘Yes,’ Shallan said. ‘I am liking your boots. You will apology with boots.’ ‘You . . . want my boots?’ ‘Did you not hear Her Highness?’ Tyn asked, arms folded. ‘Are soldiers of this Dalinar Kholin’s army so disrespectful?’ ‘I’m not disrespectful,’ Kal said. ‘But I’m not giving her my boots.’ ‘You insult!’ Shallan declared, stepping forward, pointing at him.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance