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“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”
― James D. Nicoll

tags: english, grammar, humor, misattributed-terry-pratchett, vocabulary

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“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
― Will Rogers

tags: funny, humor, mean

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“He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. ”
― Bertolt Brecht

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“You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style...”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

tags: dumbledore, fudge, minister, style

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“You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!”
― J.R. Ward, Dark Lover

tags: paranormal-romance

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twilight lovers! — 5204 members — last activity Oct 16, 2025 12:20PM
For people who have read and loved Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. And all of you who might be pale enough to be vampires, but really, and truly aren't. ...more

Lakeland High School — 1034 members — last activity Nov 08, 2012 05:08AM
This group is for the freshman students of Lakeland High School in White Lake, Michigan.