Hans Shandy

“Maybe there would be a Tinker city someday, too. They would buy up all of the colored dye, and everyone else in the world would ave to wear brown.'
-Mat”
― Robert Jordan, A Memory of Light

“If you're bumming out, you're not gonna get to the top, so as long as we're up here we might as well make a point of grooving. (Quoting Scott Fischer)”
― Jon Krakauer , Into Thin Air: A Personal Account of the Mt. Everest Disaster

“CALVIN: Here's an ad for a new gum called "Hyperbubble," and it says, "If you're not chewing Hyperbubble, you might as well be chewing your cud.
Ooh, great copy!

CALVIN: Gosh, am I cool enough to chew Hyperbubble? Maybe I'm NOT.
Maybe if you chew Hyperbubble, you BECOME cool

CALVIN: Or maybe if you chew it, everyone ASSUMES you're cool, so it doesn't matter if you are or not!
What do you think?
Should I buy some?

HOBBES: If your emotional security depends on satisfying a need you didn't have until you read the ad, go ahead.

CALVIN: I think I will! Boy, I'm glad I get this magazine.”
― Bill Watterson, The Days Are Just Packed

“Why had I thought of it that way? As a friendship both of us needed? That didn’t make any sense at all.”
― Malorie Blackman, Noughts & Crosses