Ani Hakopian

“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”
― Woody Allen

“I shall revenge myself in the cruelest way you can imagine. I shall forget it.”
― John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent

“The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.”
― George Bernard Shaw

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
― Mark Twain