Mary Callahan

“Management cares about only one thing. Paperwork. They will forgive almost anything else - cost overruns, gross incompetence, criminal indictments - as long as the paperwork's filled out properly. And in on time.”
― Connie Willis, Bellwether

“Leave me, before I get over the wall & slay you.”
― Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat

“Cats, as you know, are quite impervious to threats.”
― Connie Willis, To Say Nothing of the Dog

“One has not lived until one has carried a sixty-pound dog down a sweeping flight of stairs at half-past V in the morning.”
― Connie Willis, To Say Nothing of the Dog