Mikey Fine

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
"Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite