Ellen Vanderbye

“Being a practiced liar doesn't mean you have a powerful imagination. Many good liars have no imagination at all; it's that which gives their lies such wide-eyed conviction.”
― Philip Pullman, The Golden Compass

“Bubbly is bogus.”
― Scott Westerfeld, Pretties

“Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?”
― Christopher Moore, Sacré Bleu: A Comedy d'Art

“Do not bonk the Juliette”
― Christopher Moore, Sacré Bleu: A Comedy d'Art