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Jerry Seinfeld
“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”
Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld
“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
Jerry Seinfeld

J.K. Rowling
“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Jerry Seinfeld
“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”
Jerry Seinfeld

Steve  Martin
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
Steve Martin

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