“Let me ask you something, in all the years that you have...undressed in front of a gentleman has he ever asked you to leave? Has he ever walked out and left? No? It's because he doesn't care! He's in a room with a naked girl, he just won the lottery. I am so tired of saying no, waking up in the morning and recalling every single thing I ate the day before, counting every calorie I consumed so I know just how much self loathing to take into the shower. I'm going for it. I have no interest in being obese, I'm just through with the guilt. So this is what I'm going to do, I'm going to finish this pizza, and then we are going to go watch the soccer game, and tomorrow we are going to go on a little date and buy ourselves some bigger jeans.”
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“A technicality I'm prepared to hide wildly behind.”
― Storm Front
― Storm Front
“They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!”
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“What is it about fire that's so lovely? No matter what age we are, what draws us to it?...The thing man wanted to invent, but never did...If you let it go on, it'd burn our lifetimes out. What is fire? It is a mystery. Scientists give us gobbledygook about friction and molecules. But they don't really know. Its real beauty is that it destroys responsibility and consequences.”
― Fahrenheit 451
― Fahrenheit 451
“Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.”
― The Funny Thing Is...
― The Funny Thing Is...
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