Ron

“It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.”
― Woody Allen

“Time doth flit; oh shit.”
― Dorothy Parker

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
― Mark Twain

“Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.”
― Jon Stewart