Zachary Warner

“Oh yeah, I found religion, which is kind of a big deal. I didn’t join, but I found it.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters

“People. Are. Vegetarians,” he yelled through gritted teeth. Every word punctuating a strike to the knee. “Vegetables. Aren’t. People-tarians!”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters

“You shouldn’t be ashamed of what you like to read,” Jason said. “So long as you enjoy it, that’s what matters.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 3

“Okay. Sexy teacher Farrah time it is.” “Are you looking to get spanked?” “Is that a trick question? I have been a naughty boy.” “That’s enough out of you,” Farrah said. “Yes, Mistress.” Farrah shook her head. “At least that brings us to the first and most important thing you need to know, which is that everything about you is bad and you shouldn’t do it.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights With Monsters 7