Roberto

“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”
― Dr. Seuss

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
― W.C. Fields

“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”
― Mae West

“Time doth flit; oh shit.”
― Dorothy Parker