Sharon Ling

“Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”
― Scott Adams

“I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.”
― Scott Adams

“You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.”
― Scott Adams

“When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.”
― Scott Adams