“Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.”
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― Sh*t My Dad Says
“You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't spitting it out.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
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