Kenneth

“You come to the sobering realization that things will never stop from keep happening constantly”
― Andrew Hussie, Homestuck

“It's better to be impulsive than cautious; fortune is female and if you want to stay on top of her you have to slap and thrust. You'll see she's more likely to yield that way than to men who go about her coldly. And being a woman she likes her men young, because they're not so cagey, they're wilder and more daring when they master her.”
― Niccolò Machiavelli, The Prince

“I am ... cogito ergo sum ... I think, therefore I am.”
― Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream

“(KICK IT BARACK)
(heres where obamas rap solo comes in)”
― Andrew Hussie, Homestuck, Act 6 Intermission 3: Ballet of the Dancestors