Bertha

“A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.”
― George Jean Nathan

“Guys always think tears are a sign of weakness. They’re a sign of FRUSTRATION. She’s only crying so she won’t cut your throat in your sleep. So make nice and be grateful.”
― Donna Barr

“And, of course men know best about everything, except what women know better.”
― George Eliot, Middlemarch

“People with weaknesses get killed by the people who lack them. Notice I'm not dead.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon