Kaitlyn

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
― David Sedaris

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
― Pat Monahan

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
― Robin Williams