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“Do you want to know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Kill Shot

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“Part of a parent’s job, making sure their kids are provided for and well taken care of. Nowhere in the handbooks, though, does it say I have to be nice while doing it,” he informed me.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Vodka on the Rocks

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“If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it anyway. Sometimes motherfuckers need to hear the truth. -Ghost’s secret thoughts”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Beard Up

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“If you want to see bright eyed and bushy tailed in the morning, look out the window. Because I’m not a fucking squirrel.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Vodka on the Rocks

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“Let me check my give a shit meter. Nope, nothing. The fucker must be broken.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

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