Valorie

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Valorie’s favorite books

Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein

A Light in the Attic by Shel Silverstein

How the Grinch Stole Christmas! by Dr. Seuss

Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See? by Bill Martin Jr.

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Judith Viorst

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Valorie’s Quotes

“If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it anyway. Sometimes motherfuckers need to hear the truth. -Ghost’s secret thoughts”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Beard Up

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“Sex is like a gas station. Sometimes you get full service, others you have to ask for service. And sometimes you have to be happy with self-service. -Fact”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bad Apple

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“Never have I ever’ isn’t in my vocabulary. Instead I use ‘Don’t judge me, but…”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Center Mass

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“Nothing compares to taking your bra off after a long day. -Things men will never know or understand”
― Lani Lynn Vale, For the Love of Beard

tags: bras, things-men-don-t-understand

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“Let me check my give a shit meter. Nope, nothing. The fucker must be broken.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

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