“If you want to see bright eyed and bushy tailed in the morning, look out the window. Because I’m not a fucking squirrel.”
― Vodka on the Rocks
― Vodka on the Rocks
“Let me check my give a shit meter. Nope, nothing. The fucker must be broken.”
― Bang Switch
― Bang Switch
“Never have I ever’ isn’t in my vocabulary. Instead I use ‘Don’t judge me, but…”
― Center Mass
― Center Mass
“Sex is like a gas station. Sometimes you get full service, others you have to ask for service. And sometimes you have to be happy with self-service. -Fact”
― Bad Apple
― Bad Apple
“When a woman says “What,” it’s not because she didn’t hear you, it’s because she’s giving you a chance to amend your answer.”
― Texas Tornado
― Texas Tornado
Valorie’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Valorie’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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