Joel

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

“People can lose their lives in libraries. They ought to be warned.”
― Saul Bellow

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

“Beyond a certain age, sincerity ceases to feel pornographic.”
― Douglas Coupland, Life After God