Eric Trautmiller

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
― Jim Henson

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
― Mark Twain

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin