Ariel Smiley

“Demonreach only wants Harry to see what's going on."

"Why doesn't it just marry him?" Thomas muttered under his breath.

"It sort of did," I said.

"My brother the... geosexual?”
― Jim Butcher, Cold Days

“Mort drove one of those little hybrid cars that, when not running on gasoline, was fueled by idealism. It was made out of crepe paper and duct tape and boasted a computer system that looked like it could have run the NYSE and NORAD, with enough attention left over to play tic-tac-toe. Or possibly Global Thermonuclear War.”
― Jim Butcher, Ghost Story

“... she bowed just low enough to draw the young man's [Daniel Carpenter] eyes to her décolletage. He flushed and looked away sternly. After a second.

Tough to blame the kid. I've been a young man. Boobs are near the center of the universe.”
― Jim Butcher, Ghost Story

“The Senior Council--"

"Couldn't find its heart if it had a copy of Grey's Anatomy, X-ray vision, and a stethoscope.”
― Jim Butcher, Small Favor