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“How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real.”
― Jaden Smith

“It is a sad but very real truth that there is no future for relationships where spaghetti and chocolate milk does not play a major role.”
― Chuck Tingle, Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance

“and sitting next to me are both Jesus and Santa Clause, each of them incredibly ripped and shirtless.          Nice.”
― Chuck Tingle, Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups

“Unlike the last encounter, this cup of chocolate milk has a certain twinkle in his eye, a relaxed and suave nature that simply wasn’t there the first time around.  This universe is the same but different; a little more flirty, a little more exciting… a little more gay.”
― Chuck Tingle, Shared By The Chocolate Milk Cowboys