Jeff Killer

“When you reach round a dark corner to switch on a light, be careful. Slenderman will often run his finger over the back of your hand. This is the first signal of his interest in you.”
― Jack Goldstein, 101 Amazing Slenderman Facts

“When people try to rain on your parade,...pee on theirs”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed... Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“I descended the poop”
― Joseph Conrad