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“Cats are assholes. I get it. But do you know why people like cats, despite their asshole-ness? It’s because they don’t fucking talk.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Don’t gaslight me, Jesus.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
“You are more than just a person, if we lose you we lose everything. You are a symbol. You're the embodiment of our hope. You and that annoying f**king cat!.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
“I had multiple, passive, low-tier stealth movement abilities that never worked for shit because I traveled with a dinosaur and a talking cat, but I hoped it would help cover my passage now.”
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
“They say the sincerest form of flattery is when someone copies you.” Donut scoffed. “No, Carl. That’s just something thieves say to make themselves feel better about stealing other people’s stuff. The sincerest form of flattery is when people cry when they meet you.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
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