“Donut told me about your dumbass idea to use one of your own bones or whatever to get out. People have bones for a reason, Carl.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
“You are more than just a person, if we lose you we lose everything. You are a symbol. You're the embodiment of our hope. You and that annoying f**king cat!.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
“I had multiple, passive, low-tier stealth movement abilities that never worked for shit because I traveled with a dinosaur and a talking cat, but I hoped it would help cover my passage now.”
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
“Taim appeared as close to a smile as Rand had ever seen him. “Kneel and swear to the Lord Dragon,” he said softly, “or you will be knelt.”
― Lord of Chaos
― Lord of Chaos
“I don’t understand a word of what the fuck you just said.” The robot sighed. “I apologize, Carl. Let me translate it to earth monkey speak.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
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