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“I don’t stick my butthole in everybody’s face when they’re trying to sit down and eat.” “Well, excuse me for showing affection. I mean really.”
― This Inevitable Ruin
― This Inevitable Ruin
“They say the sincerest form of flattery is when someone copies you.” Donut scoffed. “No, Carl. That’s just something thieves say to make themselves feel better about stealing other people’s stuff. The sincerest form of flattery is when people cry when they meet you.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
“Mongo is appalled.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“Taim appeared as close to a smile as Rand had ever seen him. “Kneel and swear to the Lord Dragon,” he said softly, “or you will be knelt.”
― Lord of Chaos
― Lord of Chaos
“Cats are assholes. I get it. But do you know why people like cats, despite their asshole-ness? It’s because they don’t fucking talk.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
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