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“Donut told me about your dumbass idea to use one of your own bones or whatever to get out. People have bones for a reason, Carl.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
“I had multiple, passive, low-tier stealth movement abilities that never worked for shit because I traveled with a dinosaur and a talking cat, but I hoped it would help cover my passage now.”
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
“Don’t gaslight me, Jesus.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
“Mongo is appalled.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“I don’t stick my butthole in everybody’s face when they’re trying to sit down and eat.” “Well, excuse me for showing affection. I mean really.”
― This Inevitable Ruin
― This Inevitable Ruin
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