Rob Reilly

“It’s one of the advantages I get from being a bachelor—and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that. ‘It’s no good trying to get Bertie to take the slightest interest’ is more or less the slogan, and I’m bound to say I’m all for it. A quiet life is what I like.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Inimitable Jeeves

“A blanket, when taken to the top of a mountain and laid flat, could be painted orange and used as a landing pad for when the aliens come to earth to save humanity. The only problem is, with it being painted orange, what if the construction workers arrive before the extraterrestrials?
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― Jarod Kintz, A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

“You are stronger than you seem,
Braver than you believe,
and smarter than you think you are.”
― Carter Crocker, Disney's Pooh's Grand Adventure The Search for Christopher Robin

“Callahan spat out the word "fucking" in a kind of desperate snarl, as men do when vulgarity has become for them a kind of linguistic court of last resort.”
― Stephen King, Wolves of the Calla