Hattie Garman

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
― Mark Twain

“Cubitum eamus?"
"What?"
"Nothing.”
― Donna Tartt, The Secret History

“I'm not into this whole "move with the times" thing. I reckon we should just decide on a year and stick with it.”
― R.D. Ronald

“A persistent rumor has circulates in the USA: There are two intelligent races living on the surface of planet Earth: the standard people and the hungarians.”
― Isaac Asimov