“Goddammit Donut!”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Cats are assholes. I get it. But do you know why people like cats, despite their asshole-ness? It’s because they don’t fucking talk. If they did, and they were all like you, they’d all be extinct because we’d have killed you all by now.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Question: What’s the only thing standing between an innocent child and a happy, fulfilling life? Answer: You. The answer is you.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
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