Betsy

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”
― Terry Pratchett, Eric

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
― Anthony G. Oettinger

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo