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Charli’s Quotes

“I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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“I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

tags: euphemism, humor

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“Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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