Cohen Abel

“Schmucks”
― Stuart Gibbs, Spy School Secret Service

“Know what else is tough?” I asked. “Getting falsely accused of being a pervert in front of the Secret Service.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Spy School Secret Service

“A flounder that had been caught by one of the fishermen and then whisked away when the plane snagged its line was flattened against the window closest to me, looking extremely confused.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Spy School Project X

“That’s why I wear a toupee in the first place,” the principal informed us proudly, as though he had somehow played a larger role in our escape than simply being a bad-hairpiece delivery system. “I don’t really need it, of course. But I shaved my head to give me an excuse to carry that, just in case I ever found myself in a situation like this.” Under his breath, Mike whispered, “Next thing you know, he’s gonna claim his toxic bad breath is to fight off bad guys too.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Spy School Project X