“There are asthmatic goldfish that are better at fighting than you.”
― Spy School Project X
― Spy School Project X
“There were rumors that at age three Erica had thwarted a trio of bank robbers with only a juice box and a Slinky.”
― Spy School Secret Service
― Spy School Secret Service
“Know what else is tough?” I asked. “Getting falsely accused of being a pervert in front of the Secret Service.”
― Spy School Secret Service
― Spy School Secret Service
“Her name can’t really be Myrtle Combat, can it?” “Of course not,” Erica replied. “Her real name is Prudence Buttercup, but that made her sound more like an interior decorator than an assassin. So she changed it. Lots of female assassins have pseudonyms: Dinah Mite, Barb Dwyer, Kay Ottic.”
― Spy School Project X
― Spy School Project X
“road, and discharged. The shot went well wide of us, nearly barbecued some cows in a pasture, then detonated in a pond, sending a geyser of water and startled”
― Spy School Project X
― Spy School Project X
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