“There are asthmatic goldfish that are better at fighting than you.”
― Spy School Project X
― Spy School Project X
“A flounder that had been caught by one of the fishermen and then whisked away when the plane snagged its line was flattened against the window closest to me, looking extremely confused.”
― Spy School Project X
― Spy School Project X
“Schmucks”
― Spy School Secret Service
― Spy School Secret Service
“Know what else is tough?” I asked. “Getting falsely accused of being a pervert in front of the Secret Service.”
― Spy School Secret Service
― Spy School Secret Service
“road, and discharged. The shot went well wide of us, nearly barbecued some cows in a pasture, then detonated in a pond, sending a geyser of water and startled”
― Spy School Project X
― Spy School Project X
Cohen’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Cohen’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
Favorite Genres
Polls voted on by Cohen
Lists liked by Cohen



