Sarah Criddle

“There are some who say that sitting at home reading is the equivalent of travel, because the experiences described in the book are more or less the same as the experiences one might have on a voyages, and there are those who say that there is no substitute for venturing out into the world. My own opinion is that it is best to travel extensively but to read the entire time, hardly glancing up to look out of the window of the airplane, train, or hired camel.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“Like People, animals will become frightened and likely do whatever you say if you whip them enough.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“A good thing to do when one is sitting, eating, and resting is to have a conversation.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid