EJ Hansard

“Adulthood should be illegal.”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Assistant to the Villain

“Women? Have legs? Alert the town crier!”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Assistant to the Villain

“Of all the foolish, horrific things he'd ever accomplished, falling in love with a woman he so completely didn't deserve made the top of his list. But he did love her. It wasn't a question or eve a sudden realization. He'd known, hadn't he? It was like a tether was between them, wrapped directly around his heart, that she had the power to push and pull at her leisure. She was woven into his being; in the blink of his eyes, in the crinkle of his smile, in his rusty unused laughter, she was there. From the moment he'd met her, he thought of her like the sun. Bright and vibrant, untouchable. But he was wrong. She wasn't light; she was color. Every single one, dancing otherworldly and bright over his unworthy eyes. She was the explosion of the vivid gleams and glows of the world around him, like a constant rainbow, shining not after the rain but during. She was everything he never deserved but longed for anyways.”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Apprentice to the Villain

“I would never make the mistake of underestimating a woman like you. It would be a fatal one.”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Assistant to the Villain