

“Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.”
― It Occurred to Me
― It Occurred to Me

“I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears.”
― $3.33
― $3.33

“More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers (three, to be exact). So I’d like to take a moment and say thanks mom, dad, and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement.”
― The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
― The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.”
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“I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
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