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“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
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“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
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“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
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“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
― When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”
― When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
― When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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