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“A Short Alternative Medical Dictionary
Definitions courtesy of Dr Lemuel Pillmeister (also known as Lemmy)

Addiction - When you can give up something any time, as long as it's next Tuesday.
Cocaine - Peruvian Marching Powder. A stimulant that has the extraordinary effect that the more you do, the more you laugh out of context.
Depression - When everything you laugh at is miserable and you can't seem to stop.
Heroin - A drug that helps you to escape reality, while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured.
Psychosis - When everybody turns into tiny dolls and they have needles in their mouths and they hate you and you don't care because you have THE KNIFE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
― Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star

“Just because he has black fingernails doesn't mean he's a monster-that's how you've defended yourself for years.”
― Ellen Schreiber, Dance with a Vampire

“I think perhaps all of us go a little crazy at times.”
― Robert Bloch, Psycho

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein