Heather Schonely

“Hey, controlling a zombie horde is hard work. I'd punch a nun for a cheeseburger right about now.”
― Jaye Wells, Blue-Blooded Vamp

“It wouldn't be my move," Jace agreed. " First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, THEN the ravenous demon hordes. In that order."
"He might have sent her candy and flowers," Isabelle said. "We don't know."
"Isabelle," said Hodge patiently, "this is the man who rained down destruction on Idris the like of which it had never seen,who set shadowhunter against Downworlder and made the streets of the Glass City run with blood."
"That's sort of hot," Isabella argued, " that evil thing.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“Jace: "I guess we better move the trash. We can start with the Dumpster," looking unenthusiastic.

Clary: "You'd rather face a ravening horde of demons, wouldn't you?"

Jace: "At least they wouldn't be crawling with maggots. Well, not most of them, anyway. There was this one demon, once, that I tracked down to the sewers under Grand Central--"

Clary: "Don't. I'm not really in the mood right now."

Jace: "That's got to be the first time a girl's ever said that to me."

Clary: "Stick with me and it won't be the last.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“Caliph Vathek and his dark horde
Are bound for Hell, you won’t be bored!
Your faith in me will be restored—
Unless this token you find untoward
And my poor gift you have ignored.”
― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Prince