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George Carlin
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
George Carlin

Chuck Palahniuk
“The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

Zadie Smith
“The past is always tense, the future perfect.”
Zadie Smith

Golda Meir
“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”
Golda Meir

“When two people live in one place, their individual habits get amplified.

For example: I'm not lazy. But I don't like to move a whole lot. I mean, if I am doing something, I'll do it. I'm as active as the next guy. But if I'm sitting, I don't like to get up. Even if I'm facing the wrong way.

If I'm talking to someone whose chair isn't quite facing me, I'll talk to the side of their head. If I sit down and realize the TV is angled wrong, I won't get up to adjust. I'll watch it like that. I'll sit there and wait til someone walks by and ask them to move the TV.”
Paul Reiser, Couplehood
tags: humor

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