Mkabili Dora

“I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell" all the time.”
― Jarod Kintz, I Want

“When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get back to it.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

“Intimacy is the capacity to be rather weird with someone - and finding that that's ok with them.”
― Alain de Botton

“Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.”
― Dick Francis, To the Hilt