Joe

“It must be powerful language if you canna make oout what the heel it’s goin’ on aboot!”
― Terry Pratchett

“He's out of his depth on a wet pavement.”
― Terry Pratchett

“The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.”
― Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot's mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”
― Terry Pratchett, Making Money