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“You must die before your children, of course, because you have taught them to live without you. But not your dog.”
― Richard Osman, The Man Who Died Twice

“If murder were easy, none of us would survive Christmas.”
― Richard Osman, The Bullet That Missed

“There are scars, yes, but that at least means the bleeding has stopped.”
― Richard Osman, The Bullet That Missed

“If you have any sort of personality, someone will eventually want to kill you.”
― Richard Osman, We Solve Murders