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“He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.”
― The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
― The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
“Do you find this...distracting?”
― Mockingjay
― Mockingjay
“I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves start blushing and turning red.”
― I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.
― I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.
“It's not like there's a law against flying."
"Yes there is. The law of gravity.”
― Daughter of Smoke & Bone
"Yes there is. The law of gravity.”
― Daughter of Smoke & Bone
“You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I’ll also be late.”
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
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