Chatterfaz Cox

“The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that I am lonely and likely to stay lonely.”
― Charlotte Brontë

“In a society...
so madly in love with oxymoron's...
ask yourself this...

...when was the last time you ever bought anything for free?”
― unauthor, The Unwords

“The problem with a lot people is, they are more concerned about their image than they are about their reputation. It should be the other way around.”
― Carroll Bryant

“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front of the desk, reach through, grab his balls, and make him sing The Mickey Mouse Club song. But these days, I'm working on the theory that killing everyone I don't like might be counterproductive. I'm learning to use my indoor voice like a big boy, so I smile back at the clerk.”
― Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead