Will Newlin

“You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'

'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.”
― Bill Watterson, Scientific Progress Goes "Boink"

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
― George Carlin

“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
― Mark Twain