Will Newlin

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
― George Carlin

“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
― Mark Twain

“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
― Winston S. Churchill